Your Big Boy Shoney’s Restaurant is now a Magnolia Lounge.

Your 7-11 Convenience Store clerk is behind BulletproofGlass.

There is a Fence with Concertina Wire around your Place of  Worship.

The Welcome Sign to your community has a photo of Your Sheriff dressed in a Tactical Uniform holding an  AR-15.

The Neighbor’s Car is in their front yard resting on Cinder Blocks.

Your Smile turns to a Frown as you leave what you thought was a Lemonade Stand beside the curb.

The Lady you see Walking along the street each night has nothing to do with Physical Fitness.

Your Neighbor two doors down have used Aluminum Foil as curtains in their windows.

The Owner of the Neighbor Store has Skewered a Goat and this Rotisserie Roasting is taking place in his driveway.

Many of the Residents have been seen Wearing Masks and Gloves, and this was before COVID-19.

The Husband seen on Elm Street Chasing his Wife is Not Playing Tag.