“You May Not be a Redneck if”
| Back Forty | You go to the back of the line when you hear your friend is in the back forty. |
| Body Shop | You go to a body shop to work on your abs. |
| Chick | You go to a pet store when your friend suggests you find a chick |
| Outhouse | You think an outhouse goes on an out parcel. |
| Spittoon | You use a spittoon as a bedpan. |
| Two-Stroke | You think a two-stroke is a penalty in golf. |
| Catcalling | The only catcall you know is “Here, kitty, kitty!” |
| Picking Cotton | Picking cotton is your choice over polyester |
| Mooning | You relate mooning to a stroll under the night sky with a full moon. |
| Choppers | If you think Grandpa is referring to a motorcycle when he said he left his choppers at the house |
| Wrap | You are puzzled why one would suggest you take a wrap because it is cold outside |
| Bed Bugs | You lay awake all night in bed at your grandmother’s after she says “Good night, sleep tight, don’t let the bed bugs bite” |
